Chapter 1

Chapter 1. Back-Alley Alchemy Restaurant

“Man, I’m exhausted.”

Yukgap sighed as he dropped into a chair.

The clock showed four in the morning.

Restaurant Shelley was open from eight at night until four the next morning.

It was finally time to close.

“Yukgap, good work today.”

Victoria, the restaurant’s owner and his employer, spoke in a cheerful voice.

Yukgap answered as if it were nothing.

“What work?”

Compared to what he had gone through in the past, this barely even counted as hard work.

As if agreeing with him, Robert, who handled customer service, responded with a series of electronic beeps.

[Correct. You did not work hard. There were few customers today. This lump of flesh failed to make proper use of his labor capacity.]

“Shut up. Is it my fault we didn’t have many customers?”

Yukgap snapped back irritably.

Victoria tilted her head.

“Isn’t it the chef’s fault if the restaurant isn’t doing well?”

“The problem is opening a restaurant in a deserted back alley like this in the first place. How is anyone supposed to even find this place?”

Victoria hummed and laughed.

“You found this place just fine, Yukgap.”

“I was running away and hid here by accident.”

Yukgap frowned at her answer.

Then he quietly looked at the calendar hanging on the wall.

“Tch. Has it already been three months?”

It had been three months since he had hidden here.

Three months since he had started working as a chef.

Three months since he had been given the ridiculous name Yukgap.

“Nothing passes faster than time.”

Yukgap muttered while watching the first rays of sunlight slowly spread through the back alley.


“Haa... haa...”

His breath caught in his throat.

He could no longer hear the footsteps of his pursuers.

Fortunately, it seemed he had finally shaken them off.

“Ugh... ngh...!”

The moment relief washed over him, pain surged through his body.

Blood was pouring from his side.

It seemed he had been shot while escaping.

“I need something to recover.”

No. 6 staggered as he looked around.

He panted heavily and drew in a deep breath.

Then a strange chemical smell drifted from somewhere deeper in the back alley.

“Is it here?”

Before long, No. 6 stopped in front of a mansion standing in an isolated corner of the alley.

There was no doubt.

The building looked ordinary from the outside, but countless strange chemical smells were leaking from within.

Ever since he had been modified into a chimera, his sense of smell had become several times sharper than that of a normal human.

Something like this was easy for him to detect.

If he was lucky, there might be something inside that could heal him.

“I never heard there was a laboratory here.”

No. 6 carefully scanned his surroundings.

Fortunately, nobody was around.

After taking several deep breaths, he smashed a window and climbed inside.

“Please... meat. Meat. I need meat...!”

Repeating only that thought, he searched through the mansion.

Just as No. 6 had expected, strange experimental instruments and chemicals were scattered everywhere.

Then, on the far side of the laboratory, he spotted a refrigerator.

“Found it!”

No. 6 rushed over and opened it.

Fortunately, it was packed with various kinds of meat he could not identify.

“Good.”

He hurriedly pulled the meat out.

As luck would have it, there was also a pot and a gas stove right beside the refrigerator.

“Good. If I eat this, I can recover.”

Breathing heavily, he turned on the stove.

Normally, he would have eaten the meat raw.

But when he was this badly injured, doing that could actually make things worse.

He needed to cook it so his body could digest it more easily.

“Good. There’s salt, minerals, and plenty of vitamins too.”

Muttering to himself, he pulled all kinds of seasonings and vegetables from the refrigerator.

Then he threw everything he could grab into the pot and boiled it together with the meat.

Before long, the smell of cooked meat filled the room.

“Good. This should do.”

What he had thrown together was closer to an unidentified brown lump than an actual dish.

But this was no time to care about flavor.

Crunch, crunch!

No. 6 greedily chewed and swallowed everything in the pot.

Almost immediately, the wound in his side began healing at incredible speed.

The bullet embedded inside his body was naturally pushed out.

At the same time, strength slowly returned to him.

“Whew... I think I’ll live.”

Only then did No. 6 let out a relieved breath.

He staggered toward a nearby corner and dropped to the floor.

Maybe it was because he had escaped his pursuers.

Maybe it was the relief of surviving a near-death experience.

Either way, sleep suddenly overwhelmed him.


“I’m telling you, I’m absolutely certain he’s exactly the kind of talent I was looking for!”

No. 6 opened his eyes to the sound of a loud voice.

When his mind cleared, he saw a large blonde woman standing beside him with a vein bulging on her neck.

A pale-looking man beside her seemed completely troubled.

“Doctor, how many times do I have to tell you that ‘talent’ is not the word you should be using here?”

“But he broke in and even cooked something!”

“You call that cooking? Please say something that makes sense.”

The man pointed at the crude lump inside the pot No. 6 had used earlier.

The man appeared to be an albino.

His hair was white, and his eyes were red.

“Hmph. I think it looks delicious.”

The blonde woman answered sulkily.

The albino man quietly made another suggestion.

“Why don’t we just sell him at the Crescent Moon Auction? He should fetch a high price.”

“How many times do I have to tell you no?”

The two continued bickering beside him for quite a while.

Neither seemed to have noticed that No. 6 was already awake.

[Are you conscious now, lump of flesh?]

Suddenly, a massive armored head leaned toward No. 6 and spoke.

No. 6 recoiled and screamed on instinct.

“Whaaaagh! What the hell are you?!”

The huge armored being introduced itself in a series of electronic beeps.

[I am Robert. An Artificially Intelligent Automatic Metallic Fluid Entity. In common terms, I am what you would call a golem.]

“A golem? Alchemists use those.”

He had seen alchemists keep golems as assistants and bodyguards before.

Apparently, this pile of metal was something similar.

[Ignorant lump of flesh. The place you crawled into and stole organic matter from like a rat is an alchemist’s workshop. It is only natural for an alchemist to have a golem nearby.]

Robert replied in a flat voice.

Then the blonde woman who had been arguing earlier finally spoke to him.

“Oh? You’re awake?”

“...Who are you?”

The woman smiled brightly.

“I’m Victoria Frankenstein! You can just call me Victoria. Or Doctor Frankenstein if you want. I’m an alchemist.”

The albino man beside her added in an exhausted tone.

“I’m Lee Seryun. I run a humble kimchi shop. I’m also an alchemist.”

Victoria looked over No. 6’s body.

“How do you feel? It was urgent, so we took off your shirt first. Sorry for undressing you without permission.”

No. 6 quickly checked himself.

Just as she said, his upper body was completely bare.

But aside from that, there was not a single wound left on him.

“No problem.”

“Really? That’s a relief.”

She seemed genuinely happy.

No. 6 sighed and started by apologizing.

“I’m sorry I stole your food without permission. It was an emergency.”

“That’s fine. You can repay me with your body.”

“What does that mean?”

No. 6 asked with a bewildered expression.

Seryun slipped into the conversation.

“That tattoo on your shoulder. That’s the symbol of the military-industrial corporation Abraxas, isn’t it?”

“How do you know that?”

No. 6 immediately covered his left shoulder in shock.

“It would be stranger if someone in this business didn’t recognize Abraxas’s symbol.”

Seryun studied the tattoo on his shoulder.

“Judging by the No. 6 marking... you must be the sixth specimen of Archon, the chimera biological weapon series created by Abraxas...”

“Damn it!”

No. 6 clenched his teeth and pulled a dagger from his pocket.

Then he swung it straight toward Seryun’s neck.

“Ghk!”

With a short cry, Seryun’s head rolled across the floor.

His headless body collapsed.

“I’m sorry. But I can’t let any of you live.”

No. 6 tightened his grip on the dagger.

Robert immediately charged at him.

[Calm yourself, lump of flesh!]

Two projectiles shot out from Robert’s chest plate.

Judging by the syringes on their tips, they were tranquilizer rounds.

“Those won’t work on me!”

No. 6 swung his dagger and cut both rounds apart instantly.

Victoria’s eyes lit up.

“You cut Robert’s attack apart in one strike! I like you even more now!”

“Shut up!”

No. 6 kicked off the floor and launched himself forward.

Just as he had done to Seryun, he swung his dagger at Victoria’s neck.

But Victoria was faster.

“Like I said, calm down. Something like this won’t work on me.”

Victoria raised one arm and blocked No. 6’s attack.

His dagger did not even pierce her skin.

It simply bounced away.

“W-What?”

No. 6 stammered in disbelief.

This had never happened before.

Neither his attack being deflected nor someone blocking it directly.

“That weapon you’re using is an ultrasonic monomolecular cutter made by Abraxas, right? I’ve seen a few appear at the Crescent Moon Auction.”

Victoria showed no sign of pain.

She casually continued speaking and suddenly grabbed him by the back of the neck.

Her strength was monstrous.

“Ghk! Let go of me!”

No. 6 struggled with all his strength and swung his dagger again and again.

Nothing worked.

Victoria held him down through sheer force and spoke as if lecturing a child.

“Just because you have an overtechnology weapon doesn’t mean you should run around causing trouble. Calm down already.”

No. 6 stared at her blankly.

“What the hell are you?”

“I told you. Victoria Frankenstein. And for the record, I’m an ordinary person, so I’d appreciate it if you avoided saying anything rude.”

Victoria hummed happily as she said it.

Even his attacks seemed to be nothing more than amusing entertainment to her.

“Doctor, I’m not sure if you realize this, but the moment you blocked a monomolecular cutter with your bare hand, you went far beyond the definition of ‘ordinary.’”

Seryun’s voice came from the floor.

His severed head was talking as if nothing had happened.

“What? I definitely cut your head off.”

“I’m a Lich. A genius who surpassed death. Losing my head isn’t enough to kill me.”

Seryun answered calmly.

Soon, his body began moving on its own and picked his head up from the floor.

Holding his own head, Seryun glared at No. 6.

“Still, having my head cut off is not a particularly pleasant experience, so please refrain from doing it again.”

“Uh... right. Sorry.”

No. 6 apologized without realizing it.

After seeing one impossible situation after another, it was becoming difficult to think normally.

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