Chapter 53

Chapter 53

Everything in the world had a limit.

Even the volcanic ash clay of the Western Volcano Tribe couldn’t endure the extreme heat created when two Dragonblood Stones resonated.

So...

If I wanted to survive in this strange game-like world where common sense didn’t always apply...

I had to exploit the rules of this world instead.

I looked at the half-destroyed forge.

Then held out my hand toward Jack.

“Gather the beetles.”

Raise front legs.

Five artisan beetles crawled out of Jack’s pockets.

They lined up.

Each raised one front leg.

I nodded.

“Jack.”

Then...

“Let’s go.”

Jack flinched.

“Huh?”

Then...

“W-Where are we going?”

His voice trembled.

“The forge just collapsed. What am I supposed to...”

“We need something to repair it.”

Topu tilted his head.

“But why are you taking the beetles?”

Because...

We needed them to obtain the material.

Olaf’s beard trembled.

He looked furious.

“You bastard!”

Then...

“Where do you think you’re running off to now?!”

He pointed at the broken forge.

“The forge you begged me to build has been destroyed!”

I ignored him.

With the beetles on my shoulders...

I headed toward the cave beside the village.

Olaf followed while complaining.

“What in the world is that fool planning?”

We entered the cave.

Inside...

The Pink Smilers were gathered around the red Dragonblood Stone.

“Oooooooong!”

“Oooong!”

They stared at their precious warm stone with sparkling eyes.

Just like always...

They were worshipping it.

Those strange monsters possessed fluffy pink fur capable of reflecting every form of physical force and magic.

If that fur reflected external energy like a mirror...

Then it was probably the only material in the world capable of controlling the Dragonblood furnace.

I lowered the beetles to the ground.

Then snapped my fingers.

“All right.”

Then...

“Time to show me what you can do.”

Raise front legs.

Everyone stared at me.

Confused.

I paused dramatically.

Then pointed toward the Pink Smilers.

“Shave...”

Everyone leaned closer.

I finished,

“Every last bit of their fur.”

Raise front legs! Yeah!

Topu screamed.

“HIIIK!”

Then...

“T-That’s cruel!”

Malko stared at me.

“I think Izak went crazy after forge broke.”

The five beetles didn’t care.

Each climbed onto a Pink Smiler.

Snip snip!

Scrape scrape!

Their sharp jaws moved like electric hair clippers.

They could carve wood with perfect precision.

So...

The Pink Smilers’ cotton-candy-like fur began falling in thick clumps.

Olaf pointed toward the creatures.

“Y-You!”

Then...

“The forge is destroyed!”

His voice rose.

“Why are you shaving monsters at a time like this?!”

Only a few minutes later...

The Pink Smilers had become completely bald.

Yet...

The creatures themselves looked perfectly peaceful.

“Ooooooong!”

“Oooong!”

Even with half their apparent body size gone...

They still wore the same innocent, stupid smiles.

They rubbed themselves happily against the Dragonblood Stone.

Then continued worshipping it.

They don’t even realize they’re bald.

Maybe that was for the best.

I chuckled.

Then gathered the mountains of pink fur into leather sacks.


A short while later.

At the place that had once been a forge.

Jack stared at the sacks.

“S-Shaman...”

Then...

“What exactly is that?”

I answered immediately.

“We repair the furnace with it.”

Olaf exploded.

“Madness!”

He pointed at me.

“You want to stuff animal fur into a furnace hot enough to forge steel?!”

Then...

“It’ll turn to ash before a single spark even touches it!”

He looked personally offended.

“Stop insulting craftsmen with ridiculous jokes and think seriously!”

I shrugged.

“We’ll know once we try.”

Then...

I turned toward Jack.

“Mix the remaining volcanic ash clay with plenty of Pink Smiler fur.”

Jack blinked.

“Huh?”

Then...

“Y-Yes.”

He hesitated.

“Understood.”

Despite his doubts...

Jack and the children followed my instructions.

Volcanic ash clay from the west.

Pink Smiler fur.

Two materials that looked completely incompatible.

Yet...

As they mixed together...

The gray clay gradually became a bright pink paste.

We rebuilt the furnace frame.

Then spread the pink mixture thickly over the inner walls.

Olaf shook his head.

“I’ve lived a long time...”

Then...

“But I have never seen anything this ridiculous.”

He pointed at me.

“If this is a joke, prepare yourself!”

Then...

“This is the last time the great Olaf will tolerate your nonsense!”

We ignored his threats.

Then...

We waited for the volcanic ash mixture to dry.

Afterward...

We added another layer.

And another.


Several days later.

The rebuilt forge was...

Well...

Very bright.

Topu scratched his head.

“I-It’s pretty?”

Everyone else stood speechless.

The enormous furnace looked like something from a fairy tale.

Completely pink.

Even worse...

Some Pink Smiler hairs hadn’t mixed into the clay properly.

They stuck out from the surface.

So the furnace was fluffy.

“...”

Olaf stared at it with absolute despair.

The proud greatest blacksmith of the Empire.

A man who had spent his entire life surrounded by soot, iron dust, and flames.

Apparently...

A fluffy pink furnace was more than his dignity could endure.

Olaf covered his face.

“I...”

Then...

“The great Olaf...”

His shoulders trembled.

“Must stand before that toy-like fluffy furnace and raise my hammer?!”

Then...

“JUST CUT OFF MY HEAD!”

He screamed toward the sky.

“If you’re going to crush my pride as a craftsman like this, then kill me instead!”

Olaf’s humiliation wasn’t my problem.

I ignored him.

Then placed two Dragonblood Stones onto the rails.

“Try it first.”

Olaf staggered toward the furnace.

His expression looked miserable.

He grabbed the external lever.

He still clearly didn’t believe a fluffy pink furnace could survive thousands of degrees.

Still...

He seemed resigned.

He closed his eyes.

Then pulled the lever.

Clatter...

The gears turned.

The two Dragonblood Stones moved closer together.

Hummmm...!

The furnace filled with white light.

Everyone held their breath.

Jack.

The barbarians.

Mari.

Luna.

Me.

We all stared.

The same heat that had melted volcanic ash clay into glass only days earlier...

Touched the inner wall.

Then...

The Pink Smiler fur reflected it.

The energy bounced back inward.

Not a single drop of clay melted.

The pink furnace perfectly controlled the extreme heat.

Even better...

Almost no heat escaped outside.

Standing directly in front of the furnace...

We could feel only mild warmth.

Olaf slowly opened one eye.

Then the other.

“...I-Impossible!”

The pink furnace hadn’t melted.

Not even one strand of fur had burned.

It perfectly contained the white heat.

Olaf looked hypnotized.

He grabbed the tongs.

Then pushed several steel balls inside.

Because none of the heat was escaping...

The steel heated much faster and more evenly than before.

Soon...

It glowed like golden molten metal.

Olaf’s hands trembled.

“I-Insane...”

Then...

“It’s perfect.”

His eyes widened further.

“No.”

Then...

“Even the word perfect isn’t enough!”

He laughed.

“There is absolutely no heat loss!”

Then...

“Inside this furnace, any metal in the world can be softened like dough!”

Olaf completely forgot his humiliation over using a fluffy pink furnace.

He screamed in delight.

Then pulled the glowing steel onto the anvil.

He raised a hammer nearly as large as his body.

CLAAANG!

CLANG!

Clear metallic sounds rang through the forge.

Although...

Watching a muscular, bearded dwarf with his shirt off...

Seriously hammering steel in front of a fluffy pink furnace...

Was a somewhat strange sight.

Still...

Olaf proved that his title as the Empire’s greatest blacksmith was real.

After only a few strikes...

The round steel balls became smooth reinforcement beams.

Olaf finally lowered his hammer.

His chest rose and fell.

Sweat dripped from the tip of his red nose onto the anvil.

He stared between the steel frame he had created...

And the fluffy pink furnace.

Then quietly spoke.

“...A craftsman should be creative.”

He touched his braided beard.

“Yet at some point, I became a stubborn old fool trapped inside my own beliefs.”

Olaf stared at the forge.

“If the clay melts...”

Then...

“I should doubt the clay and search for another path.”

His eyes lowered.

“Instead...”

Then...

“I simply became frustrated because I had reached the limits of my own knowledge.”

He carefully touched the fluffy pink furnace.

“This ridiculous pink furnace taught me something important.”

His expression became serious.

“Only those who adapt to their environment...”

Then...

“And twist its rules to their advantage...”

He smiled slightly.

“Can achieve true creation.”

Then Olaf suddenly turned his head away.

“Hmph!”

His voice became awkwardly quiet.

“You did well this time.”

Then...

“Since you, Shaman, are begging me this much...”

His ears became red.

“I suppose the great Olaf can generously swing his hammer for the Rock Tribe.”

I smiled.

Then held out my hand.

“I look forward to working with you, old man.”

Olaf hesitated.

Then...

Still looking away...

He firmly grabbed my hand.

“...Hmph!”

What a dishonest old man.

Then...

A new thought hit me.

Wait.

Pink Smiler fur reflected physical attacks.

Magic.

Even extreme energy like this heat.

Then...

What if I coated our outer wall with the fur?

What if I mixed it into weapons?

Armor?

Leather?

My eyes widened.

Holy shit.

This is a super legendary material!

The blood of a barbarian farmer who desperately wanted to live a long life began boiling.

If I could collect unlimited amounts of this fur...

The Red Moon Wave would become nothing.

I immediately ran toward the Pink Smiler cave.

I’ll shave them forever.

I’ll build an invincible village!

Inside...

“Ooooooong!”

Then...

“...What?”

I stopped.

The Pink Smilers were gathered around the Dragonblood Stone.

And...

They looked exactly the same as when the beetles had shaved them several days earlier.

Still bald.

No fur had grown back at all.

I shouted anxiously,

“BARBARIAN!”

[Skill ‘Peeking’ activated.]

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【Target Information】

• Name: Pink Smiler

• Classification: Special Monster

...

• Status Effect: An extremely long period is required for Pink Smiler fur to fully regenerate.

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“...Damn it.”

What a perfectly balanced patch.

Well...

If fur this overpowered grew back quickly...

The entire world probably would have been conquered by pink fluff by now.

“Ooooooong?”

The bald Pink Smilers looked up at me.

They still didn’t realize they had lost all their fur.

They smiled brightly.

I scratched the back of my head.

“...Sorry.”

Then...

“Continue worshipping.”

I quietly left the cave.

It was disappointing...

But obtaining even one pink furnace was already an enormous success.


CLANG!

CLANG!

Once the forge was successfully completed...

Village development accelerated dramatically.

Olaf’s hammer rang day and night.

The Pink Smilers’ steel balls continuously transformed into top-grade building materials.

Jack approached me excitedly.

“Shaman!”

Then...

“The frame we built according to your idea is incredibly strong!”

His eyes sparkled.

“A building that couldn’t withstand its own weight using wooden pillars alone...”

Then...

“Now doesn’t move at all!”

Jack constantly revised his blueprints.

Construction moved faster.

With steel reinforcing the wooden frame...

The apartment broke through the two-story limit.

Three floors.

Four.

Then...

A five-story barbarian apartment capable of housing the entire tribe took shape.

We also reinforced weak points in the outer wall with steel plates.

The village became safer.

And today...

Was another historic day.

Mari covered her mouth.

“M-My own workshop...”

Tears filled her eyes.

“It’s something I dreamed about my entire life.”

Luna stared around the room.

Her eyes became enormous.

“Wow!”

Today...

Mari’s sewing workshop finally opened.

Jack stood nearby.

His face was bright red.

“I-I made something special...”

Then...

“It’s...”

He twisted awkwardly.

“Pretty.”

Then...

“Like Mari.”

So that was what Jack and Olaf had been whispering about day and night.

Jack pointed toward a strong steel-and-wood loom.

And a weaving machine.

Olaf had apparently built them after Jack begged him.

But seriously...

How exactly can a loom be pretty?

Mari gasped.

“Oh my...”

Then...

“You were so thoughtful.”

She smiled.

“Thank you very much.”

Jack nearly stopped breathing.

“I-If you ever need anything...”

Then...

“You can ask me anytime!”

He twisted his body in embarrassment.

Well...

Mari liked it.

So I suppose it was fine.

Using her new loom and weaving machine...

Mari would soon produce plenty of clothing for the children.

One craftsman forged metal.

Another worked wood.

Another wove thread.

Three specialists turned like gears.

The village improved every single day.

And while everyone worked on their own tasks...

I quietly worked at my fields near the outer wall.

Farming.

Because...

I was a farmer.

The hoe Olaf had made for me entered the soil rhythmically.

Walls could rise.

Buildings could improve.

But in the end...

The force keeping this village alive...

And supporting every barbarian here...

Was my farming.

“Haa...!”

For several days...

I harvested.

Planted.

Harvested again.

Then...

The moment I dug up the final potato...

Ding!

The system message I had been waiting for appeared.

[Potato Target Harvest Count of 30,000 reached!]

[Congratulations! Crop Understanding <Potato> has reached 100%.]

[You now fully understand the growth cycle, soil compatibility, and all other characteristics of the crop <Potato>.]

[Level Up! You have reached Level 14. Lv.13 → Lv.14]

[Level increase grants +1 Stat Point and increases Class Skill proficiency.]

[The number of available cultivation slots has greatly increased. Active Cultivation Slots: 150 → 250]

I am now a barbarian who understands potatoes one hundred percent!

I had no idea what that really meant.

But...

It felt amazing.

[Achievement Accomplished! Barbarian First! You are the first barbarian to reach 100% Understanding of a specific crop. Experience gained.]

[Title Acquired! ‘Persistent Farmer’]

[Stat Point +1, Fame +1, Special Cultivation Slots +2]

Good.

Potato Understanding was now 100%.

I had another title.

So...

That meant the Potato Evolution Tree should open, right?

Ding!

[Potato Understanding has reached 100%. The Potato Evolution Tree is now fully unlocked.]

[These crops can only be cultivated in Special Cultivation Slots.]

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[Potato Evolution Tree]

· 

Muscle Potato (5 Seed Eyes available)

· 

· 

Sturdy Potato (Requirement: Harvest 50 Muscle Potatoes, consumed by at least 5 tribe members)

· 

· 

??? Potato

· 

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“FINALLY!”

Then...

“IT’S HERE!”

The miraculous crop I had been waiting for.

I began dancing.

Muscle Potato!

Time to plant Muscle Potatoes.

Then...

Create my own Hercules barbarian army!

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