Chapter 6 — The Thousand-Nyang Lawyer (3)
"Hehehe. No matter how much that fool racks his brains, what can he possibly do? As expected, no one can beat your schemes!"
"Hahaha! You flatter me!"
Clink!
In his private quarters, Park Jeongdo raised his cup with Jeongmu, an oejibu from Hanyang, and reveled in his good fortune.
The state examination? Studying? What's the point of any of that? In the end, money is everything!
Park Jeongdo was the richest man in the county.
There was no one in the region who didn't know his name.
His family wasn't famous for scholarship, but Park Jeongdo had accumulated tremendous wealth as a local powerbroker and wanted for nothing.
And after spending so many years gathering wealth, his values had naturally changed.
Ability? Hmph. With enough money, you can buy anything.
Park Jeongdo smiled at Jeongmu across from him.
He had paid an enormous amount to bring in an oejibu from the capital who was famous for handling lawsuits.
And the man had certainly earned his fee.
"Good heavens, law truly is something! You can extort this much money without even lifting a finger? Of course, I'm certainly not complaining! Hahaha!"
Jeongmu had steadily increased Park Jeongdo's wealth by exploiting loopholes in the law and taking advantage of ordinary people who didn't understand legal matters.
With the outward appearance of an intelligent scholar, Jeongmu spoke smoothly.
"Haha! Surely all of this is because Heaven itself was moved by your virtue and chose to aid you, Elder."
"Hahaha! As expected of an oejibu. Your tongue is so slick it might as well be coated in oil!"
"Haha. My status may be low, but in my youth I was often praised as an outstanding talent in Hanyang!"
Already in a good mood from the alcohol, Park Jeongdo exaggerated his surprise.
"Oh! So that's why your eloquence is so extraordinary!"
"Indeed. If only I had been allowed to take the main state examination, they said I could easily have taken first place. And even if fortune failed me, I could at least have earned third place in the top rank and become a Tamhwarang! Hahaha!"
"Ohhh! Is that so?"
"Unfortunately, I was born into the jungin class. I possessed great talent, yet taking one of the miscellaneous examinations would've wounded my pride. Tch! That's how I ended up becoming an oejibu."
Naturally, it was all boasting.
And Park Jeongdo knew it was boasting.
But it was a good day, so he didn't bother pointing it out.
"Haha! You made the right choice. What sort of age do we live in now? Unless you place first in the main examination, what's the point of passing some miscellaneous exam and wandering around the Ministry of Justice barely earning enough to eat? Better to make a fortune as an oejibu!"
"Naturally, everything you say is correct! You yourself understood the workings of the world long ago and chose practical benefit over empty prestige. With your wisdom, within only a few generations the wealth of the Park family will surely become famous even in the capital. I can see it as clearly as the palm of my hand."
"Hahaha! You speak the truth without making it unpleasant to hear. You truly deserve to be called the finest oejibu in the capital... no, in all Joseon! But tell me, how did you ever think of such a miraculous scheme? Hahaha! No one else could've come up with it!"
The idea of threatening Ppaengi with the written contract had belonged to Jeongmu.
The logic seemed flawless.
Even the escape route was perfectly prepared.
Park Jeongdo couldn't help admiring Jeongmu's cunning.
Heh. Just because I smile at a lowborn jungin, he's forgotten his place. The main state examination? As if someone like you could ever take it. Still, I suppose a man who's spent time in Hanyang is useful enough as an oejibu.
Of course, inwardly, Park Jeongdo still looked down on Jeongmu for his status.
"Ppaengi may have made some money, but he's still a commoner. Even if he found the best oejibu in Hanyang, he'd have maybe a one-in-ten chance of escaping this. Out here in the countryside, where there aren't even any real oejibu, what can he possibly do?"
Jeongmu smiled outwardly as well, while thinking something equally unpleasant.
Hmph. To an ignorant fool like you who only understands money, even an old trick already worn out in the capital must seem like divine craftsmanship.
"Hahaha! If this matter goes well, I won't forget to reward you handsomely!"
"Hahaha! Elder, may I really expect something substantial?"
"Of course! Goodness, you fellow! Hahaha!"
They smiled at one another.
Both were perfectly ready to betray the other at any moment.
And neither cared if the other felt the same way.
For now, they were useful to each other.
And both shared the same thought.
There is absolutely no chance Ppaengi will ignore our demand.
If the written agreement were taken to the government office, Ppaengi would surely be flogged for trying to divert royal tribute goods and sell them privately.
Even a grown man could become bedridden after only a few strokes.
More than ten could kill him.
Would a merchant really value money over his own life?
They had even made sure the agreement was under a servant's name in case something went wrong.
To them, the plan was perfect.
"Hehehe! As long as I have you, becoming the richest man in Joseon might not be an impossible dream!"
"Hahaha! And thanks to you, Elder, I can make a living!"
They continued praising one another and passing cups back and forth.
Then suddenly...
Bang!
"E-Elder!"
"What is it? Why are you making such a fuss?"
"P-Ppaengi... that bastard filed a petition with the government office!"
"...What?"
A servant had rushed in with the news.
His name was Dolmok.
He was also the servant whose name appeared on the agreement with Ppaengi.
Park Jeongdo's and Jeongmu's expressions hardened.
"Has he lost his mind? He's making such a foolish mistake just because he doesn't want to lose some money?!"
Park Jeongdo immediately lost his appetite.
If things went this way, the magistrate would inspect the agreement, declare the transaction invalid...
And the possibility of receiving one thousand nyang would disappear.
"That damned bastard! He's ruining everything over a little money!"
Jeongmu was also frustrated at losing the payment.
But more than that, he was confused.
"Hey! On what grounds did he file the petition?"
What kind of courage does a mere commoner have to bring this to court? He shouldn't be able to escape punishment for attempting to sell tribute goods.
"W-Well..."
"Speak!"
Dolmok revealed the contents of the petition with a strange expression.
And soon, both Park Jeongdo and Jeongmu looked equally bewildered.
"That bastard... what the hell is he thinking?"
After submitting the petition, I began preparing seriously for the lawsuit.
While I was reviewing the strategy, Donggu approached.
"Young Master."
"Yeah."






