How a Regressor Conquers the Tower of Urban Legends
Chapter 36
I opened my eyes.
Fortunately, there wasn't a sack falling toward my head.
The brutal, ancient interior of the elevator filled my vision, while countless memories rushed through my mind.
The gills that had suddenly appeared on my neck.
The fact that I'd been able to speak underwater.
And that thing that had wrapped itself around me...
"Uwegh!"
The moment I remembered the music, my stomach turned.
"...!!"
I grabbed the elevator wall and retched.
The mascot immediately approached with both hands outstretched.
"...I'm fine."
I raised a hand to stop it and looked away.
I remembered the thoughts I'd been having just before I died.
Thoughts I would never normally have.
If I had to describe them, they were almost fanatical.
I'd completely discarded concern for my own safety and any rational assessment of the situation.
All that mattered was acting for the sake of some greater collective good.
And...
"..."
I touched the headset still covering my ears.
Even with the headset on, I'd still gone insane.
That meant the problem wasn't simply the sound.
The moment I touched the water itself, something went wrong.
Then what was I supposed to do?
Was there a way to solve this without ever touching the water?
"...?"
"I'm fine. Give me a second."
I stepped out of the elevator and sank into thought.
The notebook was still in my hand.
What had I missed?
First, I absolutely couldn't get near that thing with the lungs protruding from its neck.
Whenever I did, the water flooded in.
And once I touched the water...
"..."
I didn't want to remember what happened after that.
There was no need to deliberately revisit a memory that disgusting.
I forcibly shifted my thoughts elsewhere.
How do I get out of here?
"...Damn it. I seriously can't think of anything."
"?"
"Nothing."
I looked away from the mascot, which had been patting my back.
For starters, that creature wasn't something I could fight.
Then again, I wasn't sure there was anything in this place I could fight.
Which meant someone else would have to deal with it.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...?"
"Yeah. No matter how I look at it, we're completely outmatched."
"????"
The mascot stared at me as if I were saying something ridiculous.
I ignored it and continued thinking.
We couldn't win through combat.
Then how were we supposed to get past?
I mentally reviewed every item I possessed.
The Silent Headset.
The old flip phone.
The mascot... though I wasn't sure whether I should count it as an item.
And the Mannequin's Hand.
"..."
Nothing.
I couldn't see any obvious solution with what I had.
Then let's organize everything I could use.
I sat down on the floor, flipped through the notebook, placed the phone beside me, and thought.
"There is one way..."
"?"
A method suddenly came to mind.
The downside was that if it failed, I could die.
Unfortunately for that downside, I was already far too experienced with dying.
I abruptly stood.
The mascot looked at me curiously.
Ignoring that, I met its gaze and spoke.
"Let's go back."
I had business in the lobby.
"...!! ...!"
The entire way back, the mascot kept anxiously looking around.
"Maybe I really should teach you how to read."
It understood spoken language, but not being able to communicate through writing was extremely inconvenient.
Next time we reached Floor 0.5, maybe I should actually try teaching it.
While thinking that, I looked ahead.
"Found him."
The figure in the doctor's coat was wandering around while holding the eyeball I'd given it.
Calling it a person was admittedly a stretch.
"...Phew."
I took a deep breath and walked toward it.
The doctor-like figure straightened when it saw me.
The eyeball in its hand spun around and stared at me in a distinctly threatening way.
The mascot immediately stepped protectively in front of me.
I held out a hand to stop it.
Then I spoke.
"There's water ahead."
"..."
"And there's a monster there with lungs growing out of its neck."
"..."
"I need your help."
"..."
The figure silently stared at me.
Then it raised one hand.
It didn't point at me.
It pointed toward the corridor I'd just come from.
"Yes. I'll guide you."
I started walking.
The figure watched me for a moment, then slowly followed.
It showed no sign of hostility.
"...!"
The mascot stayed beside me, staring warily at the figure.
I looked away from the worried mascot.
"The world I came from wasn't like this..."
"...?"
"But I think this world was destroyed."
A world drowned beneath endless water.
The people of Jeina Tree Hospital had probably tried everything they could think of to save humanity.
Whether through rescue, research, or whatever methods remained available.
"There must have been people who struggled desperately to save others."
"..."
"That doesn't mean I think what they did was right."
Understanding their circumstances and agreeing with their actions were two different things.
I had no idea what methods they'd tried in order to overcome the disaster.
All I knew was that those methods included horrific things like modifying humans into mermaid-like creatures.
Still...
"...At least I think I know what their enemy is."
The fishy smell grew stronger.
Soon, I heard splashing.
The doctor-like figure was now standing beside me.
Still holding the eyeball.
Completely still, as though rooted to the ground.
The splashing grew louder.
The creature standing in the water began moving again.
Dancing.
No.
I knew now that it wasn't dancing.
A creature born to live underwater couldn't survive properly on land.
Those movements were nothing more than desperate attempts to stay alive.
And I wasn't the only one who understood that.
SPLASH!
The figure beside me suddenly kicked off the floor and charged forward.
Before I could react, the doctor-like figure collided with the lung-creature.
CRASH!
The two tangled together and rolled straight into the water.
"...Now!"
This was our chance.
"Carry me!"
"??"
"No, listen! If I touch the water, I go insane. You don't!"
"????"
The mascot tilted its head repeatedly, but still gestured as if it understood enough.
Then it lifted me up, tucked me under one arm, and ran.
It was naturally slower than when we both ran separately.
But at least I wouldn't touch the water.
Held tightly under the mascot's arm, I looked back.
The doctor-like figure was still violently wrestling with the monster.
The two rolled across the floor as though they were mortal enemies.
We needed to escape now.
I started turning my head forward.
Then...






