How a Regressor Conquers the Tower of Urban Legends
Chapter 48
Human history basically began with fire.
Once people discovered fire and learned how to use it, humanity started to advance.
Which meant that, back then, practically everyone knew how to start one.
I knew how too.
At least in theory.
That was the problem.
<Still not done?>
"It's not that easy, you know."
<Didn't I already explain everything?>
I'd been spinning the stick until my hands were covered in red blisters, but the fire stubbornly refused to start.
<What a waste of precious time. Spending it all trying to light a fire.>
"Then couldn't you have called me after I got the fire going?"
<You never let a single comment go unanswered. You remind me of myself when I was young.>
"Is that a compliment?"
<An insult.>
I sighed and focused on the fire again.
In the end, it took quite a while before I finally managed to get one started.
"Haah..."
<Well?>
"What?"
<You've finally tried the method you were thinking of.>
"..."
I paused at his words and looked around.
The shadows of the trees flickered in the firelight.
"Not yet."
<True.>
Following the caller's instructions, I gathered dry branches and fed them into the flames.
Maybe because it never rained here, they caught fire almost immediately.
"Hoo..."
I blew into the flames, making them grow.
The shadows of the trees writhed along with the firelight.
<Still, you succeeded in the end.>
"Yeah."
<It's not a bad idea. Trees generally dislike being burned.>
Exactly.
That had been my original idea.
If trees hated fire, then maybe I could simply burn the forest down.
I'd only held back because the mascot had opposed the plan so strongly.
When I explained that to the caller...
<That one and I simply think differently.>
"Think differently?"
<That one prefers stability. I tend to disregard risk a little more.>
"Isn't stability better?"
<Considering how many lives you have, I think some risks are acceptable.>
"..."
<In fact, actions taken to preserve your life can sometimes increase your chances of losing it.>
"That's..."
<It's good to tap a stone bridge before crossing it. But some stone bridges collapse precisely because you tap them.>
"..."
<If every cautious choice had been correct, that mascot would still be standing beside you right now.>
"Don't insult the mascot. I'd have died several more times already if it hadn't been there."
<Touchy, aren't you?>
So it was just a difference in perspective.
I understood what he meant.
I just didn't particularly enjoy hearing it.
"Anyway, I get it."
I held the phone in one hand and raised a burning branch with the other.
Because I did agree with him.
I carefully pressed the flame against a tree.
Smoke rose.
Then, not long after...
Crackle.
The bark caught fire.
The flames spread from one tree to the next.
The trees began shaking.
<You look calm.>
"Can you see my face?"
<No. I'm speaking through a phone. Why would I be able to see your face?>
"..."
<But I imagine you look calm.>
"Why?"
<Because you're going to die.>
"..."
<You're not denying it. That mascot must mean quite a lot to you.>
A sigh came through the phone.
<People who stand before death often become strangely detached. Those who fear death, on the other hand, are always anxious.>
"Why are you suddenly telling me this?"
<Because whenever you're talking to me, you're usually anxious.>
"I feel like I've been calm during plenty of our calls."
<Not in my memory. Whenever I call, you're always desperately trying to avoid dying. If you've already accepted death, then from my perspective, that usually becomes something that never happened.>
"..."
I stared at the burning trees.
They shook as though writhing in pain.
<You could just keep pushing forward from here. You only need to find the exit, don't you?>
"Well, I'm going to push as far as I can."
<You know that's not what I meant.>
"I'll pretend I didn't hear it."
<As you wish.>
The heat scorched my face red.
I narrowed my eyes and looked ahead.
<Move.>
"All right."
Holding the phone in one hand and the torch in the other, I started forward.
The trees moved away from me.
Or maybe they were moving closer.
<Run.>
"..."
The instant he said it, I started running without hesitation.
I sprinted through the smoke-filled forest.
Before I knew it, I'd broken through the trees and emerged outside.
"Haa... haa..."
<That went pretty well, didn't it?>
The caller spoke softly.
"Was that actually the proper way to escape?"
<There is no such thing as a proper escape method.>
His voice was calm.
<There is no single correct way out. This place isn't a puzzle meant to be solved. You use every tool and method available, struggle however you can, risk your life, and somehow climb one floor at a time.>
"..."
<I won't remember saying this anyway, but you will, so I'll tell you now.>
"..."
<There may be answers, but don't become obsessed with the method. Up until now, you've usually found something close to the best answer, but it won't stay that easy forever.>
<Do everything you can to survive. Because you need to stay alive.>
A stairway appeared ahead.
It led down one floor.
"Understood."
<The call will probably disconnect soon. I'll take one final question.>
One question...
What should I ask?
Before I could properly think it through, the words were already leaving my mouth.
"Just something I'm curious about."
<Go ahead.>






