Chapter 31. A Golem’s Jealousy Is Not a Crime (3)
[I’ll inject strong coffee directly into your digestive organs!]
Robert’s bizarre mechanical voice thundered through the restaurant.
At the same time, all kinds of weapons emerged from his chest armor and arms.
Every single one looked vicious.
“Calm down, scrap heap!”
Yukgap shouted and stepped in front of Robert.
But Robert did not seem to hear him at all.
[Drink strong coffee!]
With those words, the weapons protruding from Robert’s body opened fire in every direction.
Something sharp and fast slammed into Yukgap’s chest with a loud burst.
“Ghk!”
A stinging pain spread across his chest, forcing him to stagger backward.
Victoria screamed when she saw it.
“Yukgap!”
“I-I took it directly!”
Yukgap immediately looked down at his chest.
But contrary to what he expected, there was no wound.
His clothes were simply soaked in brown liquid.
“This is... coffee?”
What had struck him was not a bullet.
It was freshly brewed coffee.
Robert aimed all the weapons on his body at Yukgap.
[Correct. I increased the water pressure dramatically so I can inject it directly into the bodies of you lumps of flesh. With this, I can pierce your bodies and pour coffee directly inside.]
Brown coffee dripped from the ends of Robert’s weapons.
So after all that, he had only fired coffee.
Yukgap could not help laughing.
“Hah. You’re planning to fight me with a glorified water gun?”
[Of course I know this is insufficient against you.]
Robert raised both arms.
Long metal pipes emerged from them.
The ends of the pipes were sharpened like blades.
[Therefore, I prepared these!]
The tips gleamed.
Victoria immediately warned Yukgap.
“Get down, Yukgap!”
Yukgap instinctively sensed danger and dropped his body.
Coffee shot from the end of the pipe.
BOOM!
The stream carved a long line through the air and sliced the table behind Yukgap cleanly in half.
“W-What the hell?!”
Yukgap stared in disbelief.
Robert gave a low, mocking laugh.
[As expected, you are fast. I knew this would not kill you.]
Victoria hurriedly explained,
“That’s a Water Jet! It’s an advanced machining technique that uses ultra-high-pressure liquid to cut through things. Its cutting power can exceed that of most lasers!”
“Why does that scrap heap have something like that installed?!”
Yukgap demanded.
Victoria gave an embarrassed little smile.
“When I was adding the coffee machine function, I thought it might be fun, so I installed it too. Teehee.”
“What do you mean, ‘teehee’?!”
Apparently, Victoria had once again installed random features into Robert just because she thought they would be entertaining.
Robert roared while firing coffee through the Water Jet.
[I will force coffee into your bones and flesh!]
The high-pressure coffee streams began cutting through everything nearby.
Anything that touched them would be sliced apart instantly.
“Aaaaaah! Dodge!”
Yukgap shouted and ran.
The Salmon Rice Bowl Brothers fled in panic as well.
“We only wanted one cup of coffee! Why does this keep happening to us?!”
“Why do we have to risk our lives every time we eat here?!”
Yukgap found the entire situation just as ridiculous.
“You think I know?! Run!”
Robert’s eyes glowed red as he shouted.
[Running is useless, pitiful lumps of flesh! Have you forgotten I possess infrared detection?!]
There was an almost insane determination in him.
He clearly intended to chase them down and force coffee into at least one stomach.
At that moment, the restaurant door suddenly opened.
Jingle.
An unexpected visitor appeared.
“Is anyone here? I came to collect payment for the kimchi.”
It was Seryun.
Having no idea what was happening, he looked perfectly calm.
Yukgap immediately shouted at him.
“Run, Lee Seryun!”
“What? Why?”
Seryun looked confused.
Then Robert noticed fresh prey and charged at him.
[Drink strong coffee!]
A stream of coffee blasted from Robert’s arm.
It drew a brown line through the air and instantly cut Seryun’s body apart.
“Gaaah!”
Seryun screamed and collapsed.
His severed head rolled across the floor.
Robert shouted triumphantly.
[Did you see that, foolish lumps of flesh? This is what happens to those who reject my coffee!]
Yukgap cautiously spoke to Seryun’s severed head.
“A-Are you okay?”
Seryun glared at him irritably.
“Do I look okay to you? I may be undead, but having my head separated from my body is still unpleasant.”
“Sorry. Our scrap heap suddenly went crazy.”
