Chapter 47

Chapter 47: Let’s Eat Pork Belly

A black, bead-like spot appeared inside the chest of Rakshasa Pokgwi’s fallen body.

The black powder from her corpse began being sucked into it.

What is that?

I had never seen something like this before.

The Asek-gwi and Violence Demon had been completely destroyed by the Black Spirit Demonic Spear, leaving almost nothing behind.

“That is an evil spirit’s soul being absorbed into the Infinite Dark Cavern.”

Aize explained.

“When any soul reaches complete extinction, it is absorbed into the Infinite Dark Cavern like that.”

Infinite Dark Cavern?

“Yes.”

“The endlessly deep cavern of darkness at the very bottom of Hell.”

I remembered hearing about it when Aize told me about the past of the White Spirit Sacred Spears.

So when evil spirits or people from the Underworld die, this happens to all of them?

“Yes.”

What happens after they’re sucked into the Infinite Dark Cavern?

“I heard their very existence disappears into a world of complete nothingness.”

Aize sounded uncertain.

“But I don’t really understand what that means.”

That Infinite Dark Cavern must be extremely troublesome for the Jade Emperor and King Yeomra.

I thought for a moment.

If the Jade Emperor or King Yeomra died, would they also get sucked into it?

“I don’t know that either.”

Aize quickly changed the subject.

“We should check Jeonghu and Mancheon first.”

She was right.

The battle wasn’t completely over yet.

I turned toward them.

“Haaap!”

Jeonghu leaped into the air.

“Chasa Spirit Command Dance! Flame Spirit Sword Rain!”

He swung the Spirit Command Soul-Shattering Sword.

Dozens of sword auras filled with blazing flames rained down toward Pokyo-gwi.

“Kueeegh!”

Pokyo-gwi swung her whip wildly.

“Ten-Thousand-Poison Snake-Scorpion Whip! Poison Blood Flying Serpent!”

The whip spread through the air like countless snakes.

Dark-red poisonous energy surrounded it.

BZZZZT!

Jeonghu’s flaming sword auras burned away the poison.

STAB! STAB! STAB!

The remaining sword auras pierced Pokyo-gwi’s body.

“Kueeeeeek!”

More sword auras continued raining down.

They tore through Pokyo-gwi from every direction.

She collapsed to the ground like a rotten bundle of straw.

Her body crumbled apart.

A black spot appeared and absorbed the remains.

“As expected of Jeonghu.”

Honestly, I was slightly jealous.

I fought by throwing my spear around like a madman.

Jeonghu had actually trained properly.

His swordsmanship looked complicated and full of variation.

In other words...

He was basically the genius swordsman of the Underworld.

Jeonghu had finished his fight.

So I looked toward Mancheon.

“Hehehehe.”

Mancheon was laughing happily.

“So what are you going to do?”

He held up his golden chain.

“I’m telling you, for you girls, I’ll sell this golden chain and buy a bottle of Hell Fragrance.”

He continued enthusiastically.

“Then I’ll go to The Heavenly Maiden and the Woodcutter and buy stylish clothes.”

“And after that, I’ll buy you a matching phoenix necklace and earrings from Mrs. Mago’s Lovely Jewelry!”

I stared.

What the hell is Mancheon doing with those Gwanggwi?

Then I looked at the evil spirits.

“Let’s just kill him and take the chain.”

“But who will buy the clothes and jewelry?”

“We can’t enter the Underworld.”

“Ahhh... I really want those clothes and jewelry though.”

The Gwanggwi were arguing among themselves.

Apparently, because their possessed bodies had belonged to models, they had become extremely interested in fashion.

They were having trouble giving up the clothes and jewelry Mancheon had promised.

I was speechless.

“Come on, decide already!”

Mancheon was actually rushing them.

“We don’t have all day. The sun will set at this rate.”

“Wow.”

Aize had already transformed back from the Black Spirit Demonic Spear into human form.

She watched Mancheon with admiration.

“Uncle Mancheon might actually be stronger with words than you are, Inhwang.”

“Hey!”

I finally couldn’t take it anymore.

“Gwanggwi ladies!”

I shouted.

“Stop chatting and pay attention over here!”

The four Gwanggwi finally looked around.

“Oh my!”

“Rakshasa Pokgwi and Pokyo-gwi are dead!”

“What are we supposed to do now?!”

“There’s no way the four of us can beat the Inhwang and the Secret Chasa!”

Apparently, they had only now noticed what was happening.

Mancheon had completely stolen their attention.

Honestly, I was impressed.

Clatter.

Mancheon shook his chain.

“Hehehe.”

“I told you we were running out of time.”

His smile became suspiciously sinister.

“Wouldn’t it be better if you obediently let me tie you up with my Golden Soul-Binding Chain now?”

“Yes....”

“Please tie us up.”

The four Gwanggwi surrendered.

Mancheon happily wrapped them in the golden chains.

I walked over to Jeonghu.

“Good work.”

He was wiping sweat from his forehead.

“It was nothing.”

Jeonghu looked slightly disappointed.

“My only regret is that I failed to capture Pokyo-gwi alive.”

“If I had brought her back alive, we might have interrogated her about the connection between the recent Underworld incident and the Three Evils.”

Even his answer sounded like a perfect model student.

“Captain Jeonghu, long time no see.”

Aize spoke from beside me.

Jeonghu looked over.

His eyes widened.

“Isn’t this Lady Mija?”

He smiled brightly.

“I heard you escaped from the Heavenly Palace to search for the Inhwang.”

“So you were already together with him.”

Apparently, they knew each other well.

“Idiot Jeonghu.”

Aize put her hands on her waist.

“You should have realized earlier when the Inhwang was using the Black Spirit Demonic Spear.”

“Hahaha.”

Jeonghu scratched his head.

“I was suddenly summoned into battle, so I didn’t have time to notice.”

They definitely knew each other.

But Jeonghu also seemed slightly uncomfortable around Aize.

“Inhwang, who is this young lady?”

Mancheon looked at Aize curiously.

“Ah. You haven’t met her.”

I almost introduced her as Aize.

But people in the Underworld knew her as Mija, so using that name would probably be less confusing.

“This is Mija.”

I pointed toward her.

“She is my Black Spirit Demonic Spear.”

I could practically feel Aize’s glare stabbing into the back of my head.

Mancheon’s eyes widened.

“Oh my goodness!”

He immediately bent at the waist.

“So you are the famous Black Spirit Demonic Spear, one of Heaven’s supreme treasures!”

He began praising her with dramatic gestures.

“I apologize for failing to recognize you.”

“I had only heard rumors.”

“But you truly are as beautiful as they say. No wonder every heavenly maiden in Heaven envies you!”

I loved Mancheon’s exaggerated reactions.

“This uncle understands things pretty well.”

Aize smiled brightly.

Apparently, she liked them too.

Considering how he had also manipulated all four Gwanggwi with conversation, Mancheon truly was a master of customized dialogue.

“Well then.”

I looked around.

“Should we part ways here?”

Everything was finished.

It was probably time to return Jeonghu and Mancheon to where they came from.

“If you ever come to Hell, please visit our home.”

Mancheon immediately became excited.

“My wife said she’ll prepare Hell Fragrance, raw Imugi meat, and ox-tail soup especially for you.”

“Wow!”

Aize’s eyes sparkled.

“I really love raw Imugi!”

“I’ll definitely come later!”

She answered before I could.

Jeonghu hesitated.

“Inhwang....”

“What?”

He seemed strangely awkward.

“If you happen to visit the Underworld, I would also like you to visit our home.”

“That isn’t difficult.”

I tilted my head.

“Why are you having trouble saying it?”

Jeonghu wasn’t normally like this.

Was I really that difficult to deal with?

“The truth is... I misunderstood you before.”

Jeonghu lowered his head slightly.

“I would like to formally invite you and apologize.”

I blinked.

“What did you do that you need to apologize for?”

“The Spirit Sovereign Tablet my father gave you....”

Jeonghu spoke slowly.

“I believed it was something I was supposed to inherit.”

“But I later learned that it had belonged to you from the very beginning.”

He continued.

“And I heard that you once saved my father’s life.”

“...Really?”

If it involved Taebaek, of course I had no memory of it.

“I had some narrow-minded thoughts because of that.”

Jeonghu gave me a serious look.

“So I would like to properly host you and apologize.”

“My father and the rest of my family also wish to meet you.”

“Captain Jeonghu.”

“Yes, Inhwang.”

“If you prepare Hell Fragrance, keep it under half a bottle.”

I raised one finger.

“Absolutely no more than half.”

“You know what I mean, right?”

Jeonghu laughed.

“Hahaha. Understood.”

“Then please send word before you visit.”

Jeonghu really was a good guy.

Honestly, if personality alone determined rank, Jeonghu seemed more qualified to be the Inhwang than me.

I summoned the Spirit Sovereign Tablet above my right palm.

Jeonghu and Mancheon bowed lightly to me and Aize.

The four captured Gwanggwi remained tied in Mancheon’s chain.

“Spirit Sovereign Tablet! Return Captain Jeonghu and Chasa Mancheon to their original locations!”

Shhhhk.

Jeonghu, Mancheon, and the four Gwanggwi gradually disappeared.

Aize wrapped her arm around mine.

“Then shall we return to the living world too?”

“Sure.”

I raised my hand.

“Release Ghost Domain.”

The Ghost Domain disappeared.

Aize and I returned to the real world.

The street that had been destroyed and reduced to ruins during the battle was perfectly restored.

“Wow.”

I looked around.

“Ghost Domain really is amazing.”

“You can destroy things as much as you want and everything returns to normal.”

Aize nodded.

“Right.”

Then she looked at me.

“What should we do now?”

“Eat?”

After such a difficult fight, I was starving.

“Aize, do you like pork belly?”

“Really, really, really love it.”

She was already licking her lips.

Apparently, she truly loved it.

“I still have one free pork-belly coupon.”

I smiled.

“Want to use it?”

“Yes!”

Aize immediately began rushing me.

“Let’s go! Hurry!”

I pulled out my phone and called Detective Park.

“Detective Park, still alive?”

“Of course I’m alive. Senior, are you still successfully running away?”

His voice was quiet.

He was probably still inside the station.

“I’m not running away.”

“I’m taking refuge.”

I got to the point.

“I called because I want pork belly.”

“Let’s use my last free pork-belly coupon.”

Detective Park groaned.

“Come on. You should warn me in advance.”

“How can you suddenly demand pork belly late in the evening?”

He was using the classic strategy of pretending to resist.

But I had a secret weapon.

“Aize is beside me.”

I looked at her.

“We’re going to eat together.”

“What?! Really?!”

His voice immediately became louder.

“I’ll come right now!”

“Should I go to you, or are you coming here?”

Too easy.

“Let’s come to Jungbu Station’s food alley....”

Then I stopped.

“No. Too many people.”

“Aize and I will probably be uncomfortable somewhere crowded.”

“Where should we meet?”

“Senior!”

Detective Park suddenly sounded excited.

“I know the perfect place.”

“Where?”

“Officer Kim’s house.”

“....”

He continued.

“I’ll buy the pork belly, lettuce wraps, and everything else.”

“We can quietly grill it there. What do you think?”

I became suspicious.

“Shouldn’t you ask Officer Kim first?”

“I’m already at Officer Kim’s house.”

He sounded completely natural.

“She’s beside me and says it’s fine.”

“....”

Why was he at Officer Kim’s house instead of the station at this hour?

Did these two already start living together?

“Fine.”

I gave in.

“We’ll be there within an hour.”

“Buy fifteen servings of pork belly and....”

I turned toward Aize.

“What do you want to drink?”

“Soju.”

“....”

Since when is soju a beverage?

“Prepare about ten bottles of soju too.”

“Yes!”

“I’ll grill the meat perfectly and wait for you. Hurry!”

He hung up.

Your phone is ringing, idiot!

The second I ended the call, another call came in.

Aize frowned.

“Can’t you change that voice ringtone already?”

Apparently, even she was getting sick of hearing my own voice as my ringtone.

“I’ll change it....”

I had decided to become a proper, upright man.

Maybe it was time to say goodbye to this ringtone too.

I looked at the screen.

Madam Jang.

Naturally, I rejected the call.

There were people in the world who became more helpful the more you met them.

Fallen Heavenly Maiden Ganghae was one.

And then there were people who caused more trouble every time you met them.

The Witch of Rodeo Street, Madam Jang, belonged firmly in the second category.

“Is it okay to reject someone’s call like that?”

Aize criticized my phone manners without knowing the situation.

“Yeah.”

I nodded.

“With this person, it is.”

If it was urgent, she could send Uncle Frankenstein like last time.

We walked toward our parked car.

“I’ll drive again.”

I was no longer some guy with a forgotten driver’s license.

I was now a skilled driver.

“Then when do I get to drive?”

Speed Demon Aize looked dissatisfied.

“Never while I’m in the car.”

“....”

She clearly disliked that answer.

Normally, Aize was cheerful, cute, and lively.

The moment she grabbed a steering wheel, she transformed into a lethal weapon.

I absolutely refused to let her drive again.

Then I paused.

Wait.

Aize was originally born as the Black Spirit Demonic Spear.

Technically, she really was a lethal weapon.

Anyway, I put the sulking Aize into the passenger seat.

Then, while carefully following the speed limit, I drove toward Officer Kim’s house.

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